i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
so much tequila, so little girl.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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