I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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