You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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