is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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