at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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