So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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