Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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