do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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