I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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