Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He shit in the fireplace
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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