I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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