Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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