Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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