No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
