Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Randomize
