My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
