Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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