Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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