the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think I am morally bankrupt
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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