How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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