just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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