god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Randomize
