Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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