I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I wish i was in the wii world.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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