yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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