How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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