I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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