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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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