Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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