im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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