It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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