drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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