Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Semen is not good for contacts.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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