You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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