3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
