Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He better not be in your backpack
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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