Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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