so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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