note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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