Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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