who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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