Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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