We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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