you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Please don't give away my fajitas
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