Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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