What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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