so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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