dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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