I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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