That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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