i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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