One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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