so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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